omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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