Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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