i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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