am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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