Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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