hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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