Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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