I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor