One girl and one boy is just not enough.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.