used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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