remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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