belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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