How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
