yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
