it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
seriously i just wanna be friends
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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