the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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