Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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