Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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