I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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