is your mom at the bar?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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