do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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