Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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