i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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