What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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