I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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