he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I understand Curling. That high.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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