My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
tell your sister to shave her snatch
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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