in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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