who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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