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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just barfed on his mom.

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  You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  how was the sex?

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  he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.

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  well, there's that.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Jesus knows you're telling a lie.

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  Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango

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  IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.

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  My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.

  (419): View more from Ohio

  You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!

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• (415): View more from California

  I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.

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