I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...