I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success