He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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