Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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