How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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