Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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