weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I bet he comes in French.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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