When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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