doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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