I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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