Dual....:-)
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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