I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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