she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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