i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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