I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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