dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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