He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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