summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I just want nice things and good sex
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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