Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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