Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
What a dumb baby whore.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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