I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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