i think my tv is drunk
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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