K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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