doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I would ride that face into the sunset
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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