If that was your dad, he is hot
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
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