i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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