I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
this is an emotional support booty call
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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