She announced her abortion via fbk
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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