Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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